Do you miss the smell of your dog when you’re away from them? Well, the good folks at Domestic Beast have the perfect solution: a custom cologne made from your dog’s own glandular secretions. Yep.

Du Chien Cologne is available in three sizes, aptly named Li’l Whiff, Standard Sniff, and Big Stank. Working with researchers at the University of Minnesota College of Veterinary Medicine, Domestic Beast has created this one-of-a-kind fragrance option for pet owners everywhere. Simply send in a “few drops of your dog’s glandular secretions” and they’ll create a custom cologne that smells just like your dog.

To get the most bang for your pooch-scented buck, they suggest “spraying liberally on your pulse points and on furniture and linens for the most beneficial results”. So what are you waiting for? Check out Domestic Beast to order your own Fido-rific fragrance!

P.S. Can you believe it’s April 1st already? Crazy.